Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. This calls for them to take drastic action. The rip-off merchant Mick Bustin wants £500 from them for them to reveal the campervan. It comes to a close when the two of them manage to return to the garage. He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called " Magnet and Steel".
Whilst in the wood, Patrick reveals his full name whilst Max reveals some of his own secrets. What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. Joe tells them that they've had a "run in" with the Belgrano Sisters, who are well known to do this sort of thing. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise.
Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.Īnd best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! Episodes Episode One The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song:
The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker.